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ohmakemeover:

PANDAS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS. I’m done with pandas, and I’ll tell you why: every fucking living creature loves pandas. The panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet and they’re dying out because they’re fucking dicks!

Fuck’em! Let’em die out! The pandas don’t fuck each other, therefore they don’t have babies, therefore there are no fucking pandas! They’re dead weight, let’s lose the fucking pandas!

We’ve tried! We’ve fucking tried! We, the human race, put pandas in cages together and tried to help them fuck, but they, we go: “THERE’S A PANDA! GO FUCK THE PANDA!” and they just look at eachother!

YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH ANYTHING. ANYTHING. AND AFTER A WEEK I’LL FUCK IT!

You think that pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one-child policy too serious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqUtK61SOs

thelordofhats:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

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